martes, 21 de septiembre de 2010

9 words women use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!"

8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".


viernes, 17 de septiembre de 2010

101 Things I Learned From The Beatles

-There’s always something in the way they move that attracts you like no other lover
-Maxwall did it. With the silver hammer. In the courtroom
-They’ll never do you no harm
-It IS possible to live with an Octopus
-They do WANT you.
-The sun coming out really does make life less crazy
-The shape of the world can turn you on in ways you never knew
-If you come in through the bathroom window, be sure to have a silver spoon on hand
-Feel free to fly like a bird
-Ask and you shall recieve
-Everyone starts at the bottom. You can’t climb a ladder without starting somewhere
-You have to make things happen for yourself
-It’s ok to borrow things as long you give them back
-If you want to cover a song, give it your own little spin. But remember to keep its good graces
-Don’t be afraid to stretch out of your comfort zone
-Sing about the ocean
-Tell the one you love how wonderful and sweet they are
-You don’t always need words to express how you feel
-Love the ones you’re with
-Never ever give up!
-Don’t stop looking for the one
-Be cool.
-Sing about far off places
-Never be afraid to say ‘Hello’
-Send flowers unexpectedly
-Learn to play the mouth organ
-You only need 3 words to make a hit
-Someday you will figure it all out
-Please someone they way they please you
-Fade in..but never fade out
-If you mess up… it’s ok to start again.
-Always check to make sure you have the right train
-Keep up with personal hygiene
-Keep the crowds screaming for more
-Be way beyond compare
-Write a letter and sign it “with love from me to you”
-Its ok to just want money… but the best things in life are free
-Learn to play guitar
-Real love is out there
-Try not to wear red if at all possible
-It’s ok to feel down. Just don’t laugh at someone else who is
-Record the sound of glass breaking
-Sing until you can’t anymore
-If they tell you they love you… it means a lot
-Jam out with your friends
-Its ok to break out on your own sometimes
-It’s only love
-They always want more
-Never turn down the oppurtunity of a life time
-Be sily
-Don’t be afraid to ask for help…no matter how old you are
-Always say please and thank you
-Norwegien wood seems to burn the best
-Tap your feet and clap you hands to the beat of the music
-Slow down and just listen to the music around you
-Nothing is perfect. But imperfection is
-Learn to play the organ
-Do what you have to do to get what is you want in life
-No matter where you look, your friends will always be there
-Remember to pay your taxes
-Learn to play the violin
-The world is an amazing place upon waking up
-Don’t move so fast through life
-Rock on no matter what
-Take someone to where you are the most at peace
-Living is easy with eyes closed
-Appreciate your surroundings and the little things about it
-Two people can see something two different ways, but still see the same bigger picture
-Remember to say good morning to those you see upon waking
-Go to the carnival
-Love your kids and the things they do
-Learn to play the sitar
-Have an alias
-Remember their name… for the future
-Sing of nonsense in a sensible way.
-The fool probably knows more than we think
-Never say goodbye
-The universe is a wondrous place filled with words and images beyond your wildest dreams
-Don’t let anything changed you perceive things
-See the world through your eyes no one elses
-Make up stories about people you see in your travels
-Sing about junk
-Never forget the quiet ones
-Life does indeed go on
-Never be afraid to express your opinion
-It’s ok to cry sometimes
-Remember where you came from
-You can still fly with broken wings
-Write poems for your friends
-Remember the good and bad times
-No matter what happens, always love someone with all your heart
-Do it in the road.
-Go outside and play
-Get some sleep… or your mind will start to play tricks on you
-Sing Happy Birthday
-Remember those who have passed
-All you need is love


martes, 7 de septiembre de 2010

20 Life Lessons A Wise Man Would Share

No One is Perfect. The quicker this is realized the faster you can get on with being excellent. Start every morning ready to fight harder than you did the day before and run further than you ever imagine.

Avoid over explaining yourself. Be confident with who you are.

Keep balance in your life. Write down what’s most important to you and show up. Sometimes we tend to do the things that are most important to us when it’s written down.

Play the hand you were dealt. Have the courage to face challenges head on it builds character. Start looking for a way through instead of a way out.

Be a student of life. Learn something new every day. The day you stop learning is the day you become obsolete so keep learning.

No Excuses. Stop making excuses replace them with ways to do better. Excuses are a waste of time and energy.

Let others know where you Stand. Be uncompromising and be up front when someone steps on your core values.

Never be afraid of a challenge. You put on your shoes like every other man. Now it comes down to who wants it more.

Service to others. Small, simple or important be a volunteer and give the very best of you.

Work like hell. Everyone has a job to do so do it. Cross every “T” and dot every “I”.

Discover You. Find your passion, life purpose, and take action.

Don’t take it Personal. Don’t be afraid to laugh at yourself self confidence shows that you’re comfortable in your own skin.

Manage your time. Our situation and environment is ever changing so be careful not to confuse the things that are urgent with the things that are important. Look for time wasters and eliminate them.

Ask for help. Life can be tough remember you never have to do it alone.

Do your homework. Know what you getting into before you start. Doing your homework reduces uncertainty and fear.

Day Dream Often. On the weekend when you are relaxing embrace a day dream. During the week take action to preserve your dreams.

Be A HERO. Cultivate a healthy dose of forgiveness and set someone free. Learn to forgive others and stop carrying those bags of hate, guilt or regret.

Stay One Step Ahead. Be proactive, Take the initiative, Brainstorm with the big picture in mind.

Self Love. Become your own priority. Strive to be the you, you want to be.

Finish what you started. Avoid the urge to stray.

domingo, 5 de septiembre de 2010

16 cosas que me tomo 50 años aprender. Por Dave Barry

1.-You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe day-light-savings time.

2.-You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

3.-The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

4.-The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

5.-There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 111.

6.-There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

7.-People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

8.-If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

9.-The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

10.-If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

11.-You should not confuse your career with your life.

12.-A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

13.-No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

14.-When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

15.-Your friends love you, anyway.

16.-Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and do it